Jeremy Kyle, what a laugh. Nothing better than to come in from college, plonk down in the chair with a cup of tea (often scalding myself in the process) and laughing at some chavs who don't know what a condom is and have 72 kids all by different men. I would love that job, it must be a real release for him to be able to shout at chavs and not risk being beaten up, thats what those burly security guards are for.
Anyway, as you can see my evenings are filled with fun! I do want to apologise, before I get carried away typing, for the substandard dross that filled my last post. It seems that not everyone wants to hear my ranting without being entertained, you shallow people!
NB. A Big pause here, trying to think what to write, I havent even reached 1000 words yet!
My friends car was stolen last week from The Galleries. So everyone should mourn his loss. More to the point however, this highlights the sort of scum that hang around the galleries. Now, I do realise that some of my readers are wondering, what is this galleries? Allow me to explain.
In 1960 some big wig decided to build Washington New Town, and plonk a concrete monster of a shopping centre in the middle! Great! No more horrible car filled dirty high street, just a nice indoor shopping centre. It didn't last long. Now the galleries is filled with people such as; charvs, pensioners and Job Seeker's allowance claimers - often the chav's parents. It is this cocktail of people that sickens me. On their own, or in a good mix of people, I like pensioners. I do! But, with all these other people, the results are vulgar indeed.
It is the charvs that are the problem however, with their counterfeit Nike trainers, addidas jogging bottoms, obnoxious shirts, cheap designer scent (although more than often BO) and the trade mark cap worn on the crown of the head. These people are the problem! Stealing cars, eating macdonalds, urinating in macdonalds, breaking into macdonalds etc.etc.
The solution you ask? National Service.
 I just noticed that last time I said I had written 2000 words and I though, that was short! But now I realise that this little german word next to the number that keeps going up means characters. So 2197 characters later I thankyou for your time, and suggest that you lobby your local MP for national service for chavs.

Russell